Despite being a
founder member - or more accurately, the only member - of Readers
Against Robes, I would miss them if they went - what would I find to laugh
But the men in white dressess with blue satin sashes - what would
they miss? I shudder to think.
The Bishop resolved not to process over the heating vents in
I have to admit that
this joke was inspired by a cartoon by Simon Jenkins in "When Clergymen Ruled
the Earth" - now sadly out of print, but I picked up a copy second hand through
Amazon. If you want to pay a lot of money to use this cartoon, I shall give
half to Mr Jenkins (or more if he has a good lawyer).
Bishops' nightmares don't come worse than this.
Nor do robes jokes.
Must try harder.
Changing on the beach is no problem for
Bishop James Jones
(right), now of Liverpool but then of Hull, came on our parish holiday
That kid with the sandcastle was flying an EU flag just to annoy
people who didn't like Europe. To my knowledge, nobody was even mildly
tent for your CYFA camp? Simply use your youth worker's baggy
Youth workers' baggy
trousers are not exactly robes but I was fed up with putting cartoons in the
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Desert island church by John Parker. Contact me
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