If a Church of
England congregation wants to change its building it must first obtain
permission from the diocese by following the faculty process. Happily
you don't need a faculty for everything - the CofE helpfully tells you that
(for example) there is no need to obtain a faculty when you replace the candles
or buy a new lawn mower.
organ donor scheme had been a great success.
Is that my friend
Gordon on the left?
The church wardens said, 'Dig a really deep ditch to
expose the damp course.'
We had this church
warden who was more green than a lawn used for bowling, in Ireland, grown with
organic grass. I did my bit to help her by using recycled jokes in my
I was very pleased
with this cartoon until I realised that nobody uses Access cards any
These cartoons were
used at St James' Muswell Hill as a visual aid for a baptism service talk.
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Desert island church by John Parker. Contact me
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